"Greetings and welcome to my estate. I am Ulysses Lugman, but please, call me Slug.
If you've come to learn more about my operations, then this is the place for you. I've certainly had my fair share of
problems with those super hero types, but mostly I seem cursed by a far too limited menu. Twenty courses and they tell
me variety can only stretch so far! It seems I'll be dealing with my cooking staff while you're perusing my palatial
abode. Continue on then, I've a rack of lamb to pick with the cook."